I wrote these gluten free jokes. Of course, having Celiac Disease and eating gluten free is very serious, but I thought we could all enjoy some jokes about it. I hope some of them make you laugh! I would love to hear your comments. Which joke do you like best?
What do you call rice pasta stuck to the bottom of the pot?
-glueten free
What do you call someone who puts gluten in your food?
-villiain
What animal scares Celiacs?
-ryenoceros
Where do Celiacs never go for Happy Hour?
-Bar Lee
What is the most popular gluten free cake?
-rice cake
What do you call your symptoms when you accidently eat gluten?
-fluten
Why did the Celiac have bad luck?
-because he didn’t open his fortune cookie
What food do Celiacs crave on Easter?
-egg roll
What do kids with Celiac Disease say on Halloween?
-trick no wheat
What is the best trait of a person with Celiac Disease?
-dedicated
Why did the Celiac kid get sent to the principal’s office?
-because he conned Tami and Nate.
What do you call a gluten free joke?
-corny
8 comments:
My favorite:
What do kids with Celiac Disease say on Halloween?
Trick ... No Wheat
We spend so much time on guard against contamination, a dose of levity reminds us to just enjoy life. Being gluten free is not the end of the world!
Living with celiac disease is always better when treated with a dose of laughter.
Hears to optimism and silliness.
Keep up the good work.
Wendy
too funny!! Got to appreciate humor about our disease!! LOL
I love the first one about rice pasta - man that stuff is horrible
I'm a fan of the rye-nocerous one. Hehe. I'm going to use that one.
Funny Jokes nice website.
These where so funny I will repost them on my FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kays-Gluten-Free-Snacks-and-Cereals/21590124463. Thanks so much for the laughter! PLEASE WRITE MORE!
I thought these where great! I hope you don't mind that I reposted these on my FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kays-Gluten-Free-Snacks-and-Cereals/21590124463
Thanks for the laughs!
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