I wrote these gluten free jokes. Of course, having Celiac Disease and eating gluten free is very serious, but I thought we could all enjoy some jokes about it. I hope some of them make you laugh! I would love to hear your comments. Which joke do you like best?
What do you call rice pasta stuck to the bottom of the pot?
-glueten free
What do you call someone who puts gluten in your food?
-villiain
What animal scares Celiacs?
-ryenoceros
Where do Celiacs never go for Happy Hour?
-Bar Lee
What is the most popular gluten free cake?
-rice cake
What do you call your symptoms when you accidently eat gluten?
-fluten
Why did the Celiac have bad luck?
-because he didn’t open his fortune cookie
What food do Celiacs crave on Easter?
-egg roll
What do kids with Celiac Disease say on Halloween?
-trick no wheat
What is the best trait of a person with Celiac Disease?
-dedicated
Why did the Celiac kid get sent to the principal’s office?
-because he conned Tami and Nate.
What do you call a gluten free joke?
-corny
My favorite:
ReplyDeleteWhat do kids with Celiac Disease say on Halloween?
Trick ... No Wheat
We spend so much time on guard against contamination, a dose of levity reminds us to just enjoy life. Being gluten free is not the end of the world!
ReplyDeleteLiving with celiac disease is always better when treated with a dose of laughter.
ReplyDeleteHears to optimism and silliness.
Keep up the good work.
Wendy
too funny!! Got to appreciate humor about our disease!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI love the first one about rice pasta - man that stuff is horrible
I'm a fan of the rye-nocerous one. Hehe. I'm going to use that one.
ReplyDeleteFunny Jokes nice website.
ReplyDeleteThese where so funny I will repost them on my FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kays-Gluten-Free-Snacks-and-Cereals/21590124463. Thanks so much for the laughter! PLEASE WRITE MORE!
ReplyDeleteI thought these where great! I hope you don't mind that I reposted these on my FB page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kays-Gluten-Free-Snacks-and-Cereals/21590124463
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
These are Great! Thanks so much for sharing!!
ReplyDeleteIt's so important to keep our humor and lightheartedness while we go through our gluten free lives!
I, Thomas Jones, suffer from wheat free DIE-sease and I'll have you know being wheat free is no laughing matter!!!!!!! I have to substitute my lack of wheat by devouring lovely and supple kiddies!
ReplyDeleteI like them- esp. the rice cake one.
ReplyDeleteHow do Coeliac Disease sufferers say "good afternoon" in German?
ReplyDeleteGluten Tag!
I im ceoliac myself and I'm 14 and these jokes people never want to say them to me but me they are hilarious and probably the highlight of my dad
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